Lo-is

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

got this email some time ago..

*Divorce* : Future tense of marriage.

*Cigarette* : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool on the other.

*Lecture* : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of
either.

*Conference* : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Conference Room* : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

*Committee* : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.

*Office* : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn* : The only time some people ever get to open their mouth.

*Compromise* : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

*Classic* : A book which people praise, but do not read.

*Smile* : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Etc.* : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.

*Experience* : The name people give to their mistakes.

*Opportunist* : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.

*Miser* : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

*Father* : A banker provided by nature.

* Criminal* : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


*Boss* : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

*Politician* : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

*Doctor* : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.

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